Brand Sheet № 03 Trade Badge · Played Straight June 2026

Print
The
Chicken.

UV PRINTING & LASER ENGRAVING · ORANGE COUNTY Yes, that's our real name. Wait till you see the print quality.
KeychainsSignsTumblersGolf BallsPlate FramesBoxesStickers
01 · The Call

Keep the chicken.
Lose the tuxedo.

Two rounds of research point the same direction. The naming science (Ehrenberg-Bass) says the quirky name is an asset: build it, don't bury it. And the shop-brand canon — Field Notes, Draplin, every great brewery badge, Red Rooster — says the register is trade badge, played straight: thick lines, flat color, condensed caps, deadpan execution. Tommy makes keychains, signs, and tumblers with industrial machines. The brand should look like the best shop in the county. Not a jewelry house.

Humor lives in the copy The mark stays stoic One-color first, always
02 · The Badge

Built like a part.
Stamped like a brand.

One ring at 1/13 of the diameter. One keyline at a third of the ring. Two arcs of California-vernacular condensed caps — Barlow, the typeface drawn from license plates, which this shop literally makes frames for. One separator pair. The footprint at half the diameter. Nothing decorative; everything load-bearing.

Primary · The Badge
The Laser Test

The shop's own machines are the brand police. Everything must survive one color, 25 millimeters, on a curve. No gradients — the laser physically can't cut one.

25 MM
SPOT ORANGE
ON KRAFT
PRINT THE CHICKEN UV PRINT · LASER ENGRAVE · ORANGE COUNTY B · Horizontal — signs, web header, invoices
C · Icon only — under 30 mm: keychains, golf balls, favicon

MARKED
FOR LIFE.

Tagline — the product and the promise
03 · Color

Shop colors.
Flat or nothing.

Tool-brand logic: Milwaukee owns red, DeWalt owns yellow. Print the Chicken owns safety orange — which in this county is also a deadpan pun, and we will never acknowledge it. No gradients, no foil, no metallic anything: half the output is engraved in one color, so the system is born one-color.

30
Shop Ink#191711 · type, marks, rules
55
Bone#F3EDDE · field, labels, sites
10
Safety Orange#F15A24 · the signature · the pun
5
Kraft#C5A06B · boxes, tags, packing

SECONDARY (EDITIONS ONLY): DEEP TEAL #19605C — FIELD-NOTES STYLE, ONE PRODUCT LINE AT A TIME · BANNED: GRADIENTS, FOIL, GOLD, ANYTHING THE LASER CAN'T CUT

04 · Type

Wood type up top.
License plates below.

DISPLAYALFA SLAB ONE · 1821 WOOD-TYPE REVIVAL
BUILT TO OUTLIVE THE GIFT BAG
WORKHORSEBARLOW · DRAWN FROM CALIF. PLATES & ROAD SIGNS
Body copy, buttons, quotes, invoices. Barlow was designed from California license-plate and highway lettering — and this shop prints license plate frames. The typeface is a hometown joke nobody has to explain.
LABELBARLOW CONDENSED · CAPS, TRACKED OUT
LOT №0412 · YETI 20 OZ · FIBER LASER · CHECKED ✓

Field Notes discipline: this is the whole wardrobe. No italic serifs, no scripts, no third font for special occasions.

05 · Voice

The mark stays stoic.
The copy gets to be funny.

Duluth Trading mechanic: dead-serious structure, jokes in the writing. The name is already the bit — play it straight and let the words land it.

Never
Always
"We offer high-quality customized product solutions for every occasion!"
We print on anything that holds still.
"Fast turnaround times available."
Quoted in 24 hours. Cured in seconds.
"Why the chicken? Long story!"
Yes, that's our real name. The print quality will make more sense.
"Premium gifts your clients will love."
Closing gifts that outlive the escrow paperwork.
06 · On The Stuff

The catalog
is the billboard.

Brewery-badge logic: roundels exist because they wrap cylinders without distorting. Tommy's whole catalog is cylinders, tags, and lids.

ENGRAVED YETI · THE BADGE WRAPS THE CURVE — THAT'S WHY IT'S ROUND
PRINT THE CHICKEN WE PRINT ON ANYTHING ★
STICKER SHEET · EVERY ORDER SHIPS WITH ONE — STICKERS ARE FREE ADVERTISING WITH A 10-YEAR CURE
LOT №0231 · HAND-CHECKED: TOMMY ✓ LASER-CUT BOX · STAMPED, NOT STICKERED PTC · OC
LASER-CUT BOX + ICON-ONLY KEYCHAIN · VARIANT C BELOW 30 MM, ALWAYS
QUALITY DEPT.
SHOP SHIRT · BADGE FRONT, "QUALITY DEPT." UNDER IT · WORN TO EVERY DROPOFF
07 · Receipts

Why these calls.

1Keep the name & markEhrenberg-Bass distinctive-asset doctrine, verified 3-0 four times: never rename on gut feel; an asset you can build beats a safe name you can't. The chicken stays.
2Trade badge registerField Notes (one typeface, one spot color, kraft), Draplin's thick-line rule, and brewery roundels set the canon for shops that make physical things. Roundels wrap cylinders — tumblers are cylinders.
3Deadpan animal marks workRed Rooster: geometric chicken + heavy condensed type, 50+ years. Rule: profile, flat, no cartoon face. The footprint sidesteps the mascot trap entirely.
4Humor goes in the copyDuluth Trading: sturdy frame, funny words — 14 points over category benchmark on purchase intent. Liquid Death: tiny asset set, relentless tone. The name is the bit; the badge plays it straight.
5One-color firstLaser sources are unanimous: no gradients, no textures, nothing under ~0.75pt. The badge ships proven at 25 mm in one color, because half of Tommy's real output is exactly that.
6Barlow is the hometown jokeDrawn from California license plates and road signs. The shop prints license plate frames. Nobody has to explain it; the people who notice will love it.
7Anti-pattern avoidedThe hipster badge died of clutter: crossed tools, laurels, "EST." everywhere, five separators. This badge carries one ring, one keyline, two arcs, one separator pair, one mark. Everything load-bearing.
8Market posture unchangedCorporate gifting leads (14.9% of the $26.7B promo industry, PPAI), closing gifts stay a lane (ASI: real estate negative for 2025), wedge between Etsy and the catalog giants.